alcoholicgifts:

ecofrat:

me gettin stabbed as usual

"lol what can you do"

alcoholicgifts:

ecofrat:

me gettin stabbed as usual

"lol what can you do"

(Source: shovel2)

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Decorum would suggest that a gentleman allow a lady to resolve an old relationship before he engages her in a new one.

(Source: jakeparalta)

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nothingeverlost:

veggieblt:

tin-pan-ali:

papa-scotch:

dextrahoffman:

The Badpiper Thunderstruck (by jackiejet100)

That crowd is so not worthy of this greatness.

HOLY SHIT. FIFTEEN SECONDS IN, IT HAPPENS!

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IS THAT THING SHOOTING FIRE!?!?!??!

I love that someone looked at bagpipes and thought ‘this could use a little more fire.’

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It seems like cats never forgot the fact that they were worshipped as gods thousands of years ago 

(Source: timeanddisregard)

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basedgosh:

when you meet a bunch of relatives who claim to remember you
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(Source: basedgosh)

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sexhaver:scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

sexhaver:

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

(Source: baddaysequence)

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Listen, we’re out of time. Do you want some fruit or some party stuff over there…or do you just want to do an awkward pause…?

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