truthed:

so many concerts, not enough money

(Source: truthed.tk)

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communistbakery:

sassiestnugget:

how many followers do I need to start a religion

jesus did it with only 12

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psyfucks:


respect existence or expect resistance


DAMN SON

psyfucks:

respect existence or expect resistance

DAMN SON

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thevoicecalledcheesecake:

In case you still don’t understand how badly women have had it, when anaesthetic was first invented doctors weren’t allowed to give it to women who were giving birth because the church said that the pain of childbirth was God punishing women for not being men

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skimcheese:

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:

madeagoestohell:

unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person 

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I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER

(Source: emojigrl)

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embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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theonqreyjoy:

oceanflowerbird:

The best kinds of laughter:

  • Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silent and you sit there clapping like a fucking seal
  • Feeling a six-pack coming up
  • Tears coming out of your eyes

#you know you’re fucked when its a combination of all three

(Source: poetgrl)

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thematthewhealy:

don’t even try and pretend this gif doesn’t make you think of what he probably looks like in the bedroom, DON’T EVEN TRY

thematthewhealy:

don’t even try and pretend this gif doesn’t make you think of what he probably looks like in the bedroom, DON’T EVEN TRY

(Source: harrysdo)

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riseofthebravetangleddragon:

lizawithazed:

“from failing, you learn. from success, not so much.”

I am going to say this again: YOU NEED TO WATCH MEET THE ROBINSONS IT IS THE  MOST UNFAIRLY NEGLECTED MOVIE DISNEY EVER MADE

I love this movie so much… ;-;

(Source: mvlans)

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